I bet the first thing you’re thinking is “Trump is doing voter outreach!” Not quite, but, it does have a fantastic ending! You could even say it’s YUGE.
An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off, and a genie appeared.
“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may each have one wish.”
Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”
The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico will millions of “his” people.
Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”
This genie clapped his hands, and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.
Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”
Via: Daily Presser
Now, the only way that this could get any better, is if the joke included Black Lives Matter, liberals, most politicians, and the IRS. It is a good start, though!
I’ll be back in a bit. Going to find a nice beach…
“Humor is…the all-consoling and…the all-excusing, grace of life.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters