Al Qaeda Recommends Attacking White Americans To Avoid Obama’s ‘Hate Crime’ Confusion

You’d think this is the sort of story you’d see in The Onion – but it’s real.

After the ISIS inspired massacre in Orlando, it seemed like ISIS was the last person getting credit for it (in the media, at least). It must’ve driven them insane. I imagine something like the following conservation transpired:

ISIS Commander: YES! Our plan is working, another deadly attack on the infidels. They are living in fear of us every day.

PFC Jihadi Joe: Uh sir, it appears that the Americans are actually arguing with each other about whether or not they should be able to have guns. A large group of them are even giving Christians credit for the attack.

ISIS Commander: WHAT!!??”

All jokes aside – something similar must’ve happened, because as Downtrend is reporting, one of their rival terror groups is reshaping their strategy so they attacks don’t get classified as “hate crimes.”

Terrorists have launched several attacks in the US recently, but the Obama administration refuses to give them credit, calling terrorism “workplace violence” and “hate crimes.” In order to get the recognition they desperately want, Al Qaeda is calling on jihadis to only hit straight white people in America.

Al Qaeda of the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) has published a field guide for budding lone wolf terrorists to help them maximize their exposure. While Al Qaeda is not taking credit for the recent Orlando terrorist attack, they certainly see a problem with Obama categorizing it more as a hate crime than an act of terror.

To avoid any confusion on the part of the President of the United States and his minions, Al Qaeda gives this advice:

Most of the individuals present at pulse nightclub were Latino. We recommend – And Allah knows best – that it is better to avoid targeting places and crowds where minorities are generally found in America. knowingly that the federal government will be the one taking full responsibility. Therefore we advise targeting areas where the Anglo-Saxon community is generally concentrated. This class of the American community is the majority and it is the one that is in the American leadership.

What the heck are liberals going to call acts of terror now? They’re certainly not going to start calling them what they really are – and they’re never going to acknowledge that “hate crimes” against whites could ever exist. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to see a surge in “workplace violence” in coming years…

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