BREAKING: Trump Announces He’s RESIGNING, Here’s Why

BREAKING: Trump Announces He's RESIGNING, Here's Why

President Trump has led an astonishing presidency so far with one huge improvement after another, but now news is breaking of his biggest shock yet. He’s just announced that he’s had a strong run in the White House but the 45th president will be the first to resign from office — here’s why.

The heartbreaking message delivered with a heavy heart and reluctance to want to let Americans down, Trump stated a few reasons he had to come to this decision.

The Federalist Papers reports:

He’s had it with the feral whining and shrill screeches of loser Democrats. Trump said he could not take the shrill, granny Indian-wannabe voice of Lizzie Warren anymore. He also cited the failure of Nancy Pelosi’s face to actually move with expression due to her massive Botox injections. He claimed they were causing nightmares.

Perhaps one of the biggest frustrations of his brief tenure was the constant ringing of “RUSSIA!” which he has finally had enough of. All he wants is to be able to enjoy Russian dressing on his dinner salad and can’t even do that in peace without implications of a conspiracy.

While his decision and reasoning may sound as outlandish as the left accuses our president of being, then you’re absolutely right because this is nothing more than an APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE!

Share the fun with your friends and especially with any liberal you know since they are gullible enough to fall for the joke just like they did by voting for Barack Obama…twice.

Happy April Fools Day!

Amanda Shea is a political aficionado and curator of current events, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. She brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. She writes with unfiltered truth, mixed with wit where it’s appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn’t be censored.

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