Butchers Anti-Terrorist Bacon Sign Pisses Off ‘Devout’ Muslims And We LOVED it!

Here’s a story the professionally offended will hate.

Having a sense of humor is a great marketing strategy – even more so when it sparks liberal backlash. When you anger the social justice left, more people will hear about you than you imagined. Considering that most people are sane, it’s unlikely to damage you.

VICE reports on the latest source of liberal “outrage”:

Australian butcher Jeff Rapley is facing a backlash after an image of a sign he posted on his storefront went viral. The sign in question informs passersby that his bacon has the miraculous properties to ensure that those who eat it will never run the risk of suddenly transforming into a bona fide suicide bomber. The now infamous sign reads as follows:

“Eating two strips of Rapley’s award winning bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100 percent.”

Well, now I know where I’ll be buying my bacon from.

Also, just a random side, according to Ted Nugent:

Every Muslim who has ever handled TNT, Nitro, Bullets, High Explosive Bombs, Rocket Launchers or been treated for cuts injury requiring stitches, or taken antibiotics, or Vitamin Capsules, has been contaminated with Pig Products.

The ironical part is that when a Suicide Bomber blows himself up his body parts are impregnated with Gelatine and Glycerine from the explosive. Both Gelatine and Glycerine are manufactured from Pigs worldwide.. Ergo, they will never be accepted by Allah.

Some makers of cigarettes use haemoglobin from pig’s blood in their filters. Apparently this element works as a sort of ‘artificial lung’ in the cigarette so, they claim, ‘harmful reactions take place before the chemicals reach the user’, (enter the Pig.)

Pig bone gelatine is used to help transport gunpowder or cordite into the bullet. Insulin, the blood-thinning drug heparin and pig heart valves all vital. The complex workings of the global food and processing industry have ensured that it is impossible to avoid pig altogether.


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