Green Beret Sniper Issues BRUTAL Open Letter to Michael Moore… And It’s Amazing [READ]

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Michael Moore, infamous socialist maker of liberal propaganda films, is still feeling the wrath from the asinine insults he made against military snipers behind his computer screen, in his basement while chugging Code Red Mountain Dew and snorting cupcake frosting.

Moore recently called snipers “cowards who will shoot you in the back” after the debut of the massively successful Clint Eastwood film, American Sniper – a film that portrayed the life of legendary Navy SEAL Sniper Chris Kyle.

U.S. Army Green Beret Sniper Bryan Sikes had a special message for Moore that was so accurate and hilarious that we’ve read it at least a dozen times out loud.

Sikes opened the letter to Moore with, “Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers.”

Moore’s attempt to stay relevant is embarrassingly obvious, as Sykes is quick to point out. (H/T ClashDaily)

“For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed.”

Moore claims his grandfather was shot by a sniper and that growing up, he was always taught that snipers are cowards. It’s a weak argument, at best. The true story is that he’s as anti-military and anti-American as one can possibly be – and somehow profits off of it.

“It’s typical of ‘men’ like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake,” Sykes wrote. “We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh.”

The special forces sniper closed out his epic letter with a hypothetical situation: What if Moore found himself held hostage by a crazed gunman and the only way Moore’s life could be saved was from the precision shot of a sniper across the street on top of a building?

Sykes answered the dilemma bluntly. “Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.”

Out of anyone Moore could insult in this world, it was a sniper – the bravest, most courageous position in any country’s military or police force. If the day came where he was taken hostage, you can bet his slimy, greasy hands would be on the phone begging for forgiveness.

We salute Green Beret Sykes and offer our props for his hilarious letter to dirt bag Moore. If you’d like to read the letter in its entirety, you can find it directly below.

 

Mr. Moore-

Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.

My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.

It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgement’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.

So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.

Very Respectfully,
Sikes
—Courtesy of The Conservative Tribune

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