Yes, the slaughter of animals according to Halal is brutal. Yes, bacon should be placed in Halal sections of supermarkets, because you know what, Muslims don’t know what they’re missing! We must educate them on the finer things in life. I believe there are three reasons Muslims become bloodthirsty Jihadists.
Muslims aren’t allowed to have sex outside of marriage, they can’t drink alcohol, and they can’t have bacon. Westerners partake in all of those things. You don’t see us chopping people’s heads off, or using little kids as suicide bombers. We must insist that all Muslims living in Western lands assimilate, and adopt our amazing culture! We’ll all be better off for it!
Campaigners on social media are encouraging Germans to place pork in the Halal sections of supermarkets, citing the unethical killing of animals. But although the activists say the campaign is about animal rights, others say it’s an attack on Muslims.