Health Magazine Will Feature Hillary On Cover For Their October Issue

Has there been something as poorly timed as this? I’m sure you assumed from the headline that this article would be satirical – but it’s completely real.

It’s needless to say that if you’ve paid attention to the news for the past months, you’ve heard of the controversy surrounding Hillary Clinton’s health. Initially fueled mainly by speculation surrounding past health incidents, many had that speculation confirmed Sunday when Hillary fainted at the 9/11 memorial, and later stated she’d been diagnosed with pneumonia two days prior (which was never disclosed to the public). Prior to the diagnosis being released to the public, Hillary’s campaign tried to claim that she merely overheated (in 77 degree weather), and was dehydrated.

That doesn’t sound common for someone in good health, no?

Ironically, in a few weeks you’ll be able to find Hillary Clinton….. on the cover of Women’s Health magazine.

As Fury News reported:

Despite having multiple public seizures and needing assistance just to make it up 3 stairs, Women’s Health Magazine thought Hillary “cough, cough, faint” Clinton was the best possible option for their October issue.

While Clinton is currently “resting” and her henchman Obama is running her campaign trail, Women’s Health Magazine was working full time photoshopping Hillary to make appear healthy. Check out this dazzling photo of her on the cover.

When in reality just a couple of days ago she looked like this…

In other news, I imagine women nationwide are reaching out to Women’s Health to figure out who the heck that makeup artist is so they can meet them.

In the article, Hillary is asked what the biggest obstacle she’s faced during her campaign is. She responded that “it was the new media culture.” She explained; “In the heat of a campaign, in a culture that rewards brevity and clever phrases on social media, it can be really tempting to give simple answers to complex problems,” she said. “That’s never been my style.” What solutions has she given to complex problems aside from branding her opponent racist, sexist, Islamophobic, xenophobia, etc? None.

I’m sure what she’s really afraid of when it comes to the “new media culture” is the rise of independent media – a.k.a. media that will actually dare to criticize her. Without it, the mainstream media would’ve succeeded in sweeping questions surrounding her health under the rug. Independent media didn’t let her husband get away with his scandals, and it’s not going to let another Clinton get off easily either.

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