20-year-old Joseph Murphy was arrested near a Disney property for allegedly being way too drunk. But that’s not the worst part!
What he did next is so stupid and liberal, that you’d have to think this was his first time drinking and he’s still butt-hurt over the election.
He was arrested for being way too drunk, but that escalated quickly. He was apprehended, cussed out cops, and was on his way to the station. The ride there got really weird. The drunken suspect began banging his head on the partition, tried choking himself like a 50 Shades of Grey video, and was yelling “POLICE BRUTALITY” and also threw a “f*ck Trump” in the mix while hurting himself.
When they arrived at the station, he banged his head on a car window and began peeing. Not so much in his favor, but possibly a little bit funny, he also peed on a cop’s leg.
I bet he felt great when he woke up the next morning with a wrap sheet that included being a peabody.
Either this guy is a crazy maniac liberal, or the weasel-brained fella allegedly imbibed too many adult beverages that took his behavior to a “whole ‘nother level.”
When you’re arrested, for anything, just be nice and don’t beat yourself up in the back of the police cruiser. It’s not worth it. You look crazy. You’re not going to catch a magic break where the courts believe the cops did this to you, especially since there’s probably a video of this floating around somewhere. Not only that, but the forensics investigations squad have seen it all. They can tell when a 20-year-old inflicts his own drunken injury.
Don’t act stupid. Don’t beat yourself up. Don’t pee on cops. If you’re intoxicated anywhere near Disney, then focus on trying to make out with one of the Princess actress when she’s done her shift. Even if you don’t succeed, it’s better than getting yourself arrested for going crazy and peeing on an officer.
Click Orlando – LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. – A 20-year-old man was arrested on Disney property early New Year’s Day, accused of yelling profanities at law enforcement officers and urinating on a trooper’s leg.The man, who initially refused to give his name but was later identified as Joseph Murphy, was arrested Sunday near Disney Springs and faces charges of battery on an officer, indecent exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence.According to an Orange County charging affidavit, a Florida Highway Patrol trooper assisted another trooper, who had placed Murphy in hand restraints on a sidewalk at Buena Vista Drive.The first trooper said he was arresting Murphy for disorderly intoxication, the report stated. The second trooper said Murphy reeked of alcohol.Murphy was placed in the trooper’s patrol cruiser, where he began banging his head against a partition and tried to choke himself, the report said. Murphy was yelling “police brutality” as he kept banging his head, the affidavit said.Murphy then began yelling obscenities, including “(expletive) Donald Trump,” the report stated.At the Orange County Jail, Murphy banged his head against a car window and began urinating on the floor, officials said. He then turned around and urinated on one of the trooper’s pants, leaving a large wet spot on his uniform, officials said.