George Mason University has at least 18 idiots on their campus at any given time. These dummy students signed a petition to have the Bing Crosby song, “White Christmas,” eradicated because it was RACIST and not politically correct enough.
Because you know, snow is racist because it’s white, right? Watch the video, then we’ll gather below to insult the most moronic college students to ever accidentally get accepted to a university.
MRCTV – Last week, I presented some college students with a petition urging radio stations to stop playing the holiday classic “White Christmas” because the song only focuses on “White” Christmases. This clearly makes it racially insensitive, since it completely ignores Christmases of other colors.
Students were all too willing to check their privilege and take a stand against Bing Crosby’s racially charged micro-aggression.
Should we rewrite Bing Crosby’s song?
I’m dreaming, of a blaaaaaack Christmas?
I’m dreaming, of a traaaaaaansgender Christmas?
I’m dreaming, of Muuuuuuuuslim Christmas?
Even though the new versions cater to the needs of other cultures, they don’t actually make sense because snow is white and that can’t be changed unless a dog or human pee on it, it travels through smog, or it receives color via being dyed or a naked feminist has her period on it.
The fact that 18 idiots really signed a petition to get rid of a classic Christmas song is exactly what’s wrong with this country and the influx of stupid white people turning into snowflakes, melting into liberal tears.
I’ll be honest with you – I HATE Christmas music. I literally think it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life, with the exception of the Dominick the Donkey song. The rest of the music I pretty much can’t stand. It’s worse than hearing 1,000 babies cry. That’s just my personal opinion and I wouldn’t ever request a song to be removed due to the fact that it mentions a color. Nor would I ever request for Christmas music to be gone entirely. It’s part of a major American holiday, it’s harmless, and my grouchy Grinch self can put on other music if I don’t want to hear it. Sleigh Bells is a good one too, but not nearly as good as the Italian farm animal Christmas.
Here’s my jam. I bet it’s racist because it’s an Italian Christmas donkey.
YO WHY’S HE GOTTA BE ITALIAN! WHY CAN’T HE BE BLACK?
Can’t wait to hear that complaint.