From Mad World News: The daughter of Retired Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell is still young, but he’s already thinking about the dreaded day when she brings home a boy for the first time.
On Wednesday, the Special Forces badass penned a Facebook post warning young men of what’s to come the day she’s finally old enough to start dating, according to TheBlaze. It’s enough to make you shudder with fear at the thought of having to deal with the “6’5 250lbs tattooed maniac” that’s awaiting them.
Check out Luttrell’s awesome post below, then let us know what you think:
Yea if FB is around when it’s time for her to start dating I’m gonna make him contact every father of a daughter on here, MMA fighter, boxer, police officer, fire fighter and let’s not forget the toughest of all Prison guards to get their blessing.
Oh… in person by the way. Then he will have to do the same thing w/ all my teammates while they show him the team armory. Paint the house, mend some fence, cut the lawn, rope a tornado,bottle up a hurricane, and put out a Forrest fire w/ a squirt gun etc…
He gets that done then I’ll let him have my cell number so they can face time while I hold the phone. Thinking about having a chastity belt made w/ a SEAL trident engraved on it and reads “Ask father for key.” He’s the 6’5 250lbs tattooed maniac that’s chained to the wall w/ the bad temper and foaming from the mouth that’s sleeps under the tarp in the back yard w/ the fire ants and snakes.
Nothing too difficult. Look forward to seeing the first candidate in about 16 years I’ll be waiting.