Man Claims To Be Postal Worker As He Rips Up Trump Ballots! WOW!

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Well look at that ladies and gentlemen…we got a GENIUS in our midst!

Just kidding, the dude is a total idiot.

Apparently, we’ve got a Trump hater somewhere in Ohio that delivers mail. This idiot’s social media name is “Raandy” and he’s claiming that he loves his job in Ohio as a mailman, because he gets to RIP up Trump ballots.

The guy is either fearless or brainless, because breaking the law in more than one way, then bragging about it on social media is just…asinine.

Here’s what his tweet claimed:

“I love working at the post office in Columbus, Ohio and ripping up absentee ballots that vote for trump,” “Raandy” tweeted.

Of course his claim brings up a few questions…

First, the only way he could possibly know if a ballot is Trump friendly is if he opens it. If he was opening them, then what did he do with the ballots that were NOT Trump voters? He’s had to have thrown them away too, sooooo…..

Second, is he doing this for his 15mins of fame? …because all he’s getting is a butt load (butt load is a real measurement) of hate, and people pointing out what he’s so obviously portrayed himself already. Which is…he’s a moron.

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You want to hear something spectacular!? Someone reported this “Raandy” to the U.S. Post Office. We’ve already received a response from them too!

“The Postal Service has completed an initial investigation of the mentioned tweets and does not believe these tweets were made by a postal employee. However, the Postal Service will continue to monitor this situation and if it is determined that the individual making the tweets is a postal employee and there is substantiated evidence of mail being tampered with or destroyed, then the Postal Service will take appropriate corrective action to address the situation.”

Their findings are not all that surprising, this guy’s claim was just too full of holes to be true. However, it’s nice to know that it will be dealt with if he causes real damage.

Until then, he’s most likely going to either shut down his account or have to deal with the consequences of being a absolute idiot.

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