Michelle Explains How Her And Barack Remain Sane In The Face Of so-called Racism

Michelle Obama gave the commencement speech at black college Jackson State University because…f*ck desegregated schools, that’s why. Her message to the students was that they will be victims of racism, which seems like a shitty thing to say, but not to worry. The First Lady also told the black graduates how she and Barack have managed to remain sane in the face of racism that she has invented.

Over the weekend, Michelle delivered her speech in the University of Mississippi football stadium. Why the event was held there is anyone’s guess. Do we really think Jackson State University graduated so many people this year that they needed a major college sports stadium to hold the ceremony?

Michelle noted that 50 years ago the stadium was once for white people only and then she told the JSU students that racism still exists and they will definitely be victims of it:

“Maybe it’s when you’re driving somewhere and you’re stopped for no particular reason. Maybe it’s when the store you enter into, folks seem to keep an extra close eye on you as you shop,” said Obama.

Hey, what a coincidence. The types of racism Michelle assures the JSU students they will experience are the exact types of racism that she and her husband pretend to have experienced. Barrack has stated on two occasions that he has been racially profiled by police and pulled over for being black, though there is no evidence this ever happened. Also, Michelle has told a famous story (lie) about how a woman asked her for help at a Target store and that was somehow racist.

“I wish I could say otherwise, graduates, but the question isn’t whether you’re going to come face to face with these issues. The question is how you’re going to respond when you do,” she said.

Let’s understand the magnitude of this statement. The First Lady of the United States is saying that Americans and American police officers are so racist that there is no way a black person will not be victimized by racism. The Obamas have shown very little respect to our country during Barack’s reign of terror, but this might be the biggest insult either of them has delivered yet.

Michelle didn’t want to give the impression she was being negative so, like she always does, she made everything about herself and told the JSU graduates how she deals with her made-up racist experiences.

“Lift up your head and do what Barack Obama has always done, as he says, ‘when they go low, I go high.’ That’s the choice Barack and I have made. That’s what’s kept us sane over the years,” Michelle said.

You heard it from FLOTUS first. If you ever experience any racism, just try to pretend it doesn’t exist. Sure, that’s easy for her to say; her racist experiences are figments of her imagination. It’s really quite simple to pretend something doesn’t exist when it really doesn’t exist.

Via DT

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