In what was obviously a cheap publicity stunt, YouTube comedian, Elijah Daniel had one of the shortest political careers ever on Wednesday when he was sworn in as the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. And was then impeached a few hours later. What in the world is a “Youtube Comedian?”
The 23-year-old star’s impeachment came after he pulled one of the most idiotic moves ever in politics. He outlawed heterosexuality in the unincorporated community of only 72 people who obviously aren’t known for their high median IQ if they elected a “Youtube Comedian” as their mayor.
Of course, in an idiotic explanation by a mayor of a town where intelligent doesn’t run deep, the openly gay Daniel said he thought up the ban after seeing President Donald Trump‘s Muslim ban. The same ban most every president has signed since the Democrat Jimmy Carter outlawed and deported Iranian students and immigrants during the Iran Hostage Crisis of the late 70’s.
The moron went on to say:
“I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of our town,” he added. “We want to ensure that we are not admitting into our town the very heterosexual threats we are fighting against. The straights coming into our town procreating, having more straight children to take our rightfully gay jobs. We only want to admit those into our town who will support our town and love deeply our people.”
“I currently feel as if it would just be safer to ban all heterosexuality until we can access the situation further and build a strategy to resolve our problem,” Daniel continued.
Of course, this “Comedian’s” brief publicity stunt did not allow heterosexuals to enter Hell. He made it clear that he would not deport those heterosexuals currently in the town. Instead, he offered them a chance to stay for a price which was a $84,000 reproductive precautionary deposit.
“Any heterosexuals currently residing in Hell will instead be charged an $84,000 reproductive precautionary deposit, which will be returned after one year of abstinence from any heterosexual activities,” Daniel said, later adding that remaining heterosexuals would be forced to wear a scarlet H and cargo shorts in the town square “every morning to be publicly straight-shamed.”
Of course, like any good leader, Daniel offered an alternative for those heterosexuals who wanted to remain but didn’t want to comply with the above. A highly encouraged “heterosexual reparative therapy program” was offered so they could “denounce their heterosexuality” and “become gay like the rest of the town.”
“Make Hell Great Again,” Daniel wrote at the end of his decree.
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
— former mayor elijah (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
After his impeachment, he said that on twitter that this would not affect his run for president in any way. And sent a message to President Donald Trump saying he should try it sometime. Classy Elijah, Classy!
Each of the seven countries covered by the order are majority-Muslim.
But they are also the only seven countries that were targeted by an anti-terrorism law, cited in the executive order, that was signed by President Barack Obama.
It is (for Muslims in those seven countries) and it isn’t (for the vast majority of Muslims who live elsewhere).
So, we decided not to rate this on the Truth-O-Meter. But here’s a look at how the order affects Muslims and how it relates to fighting terrorism.
The order suspended for 120 days entry of all refugees — those who want to resettle in the United States — and barred refugees from Syria indefinitely. That’s in addition to the 90-day prohibition imposed on citizens of the seven countries with any type of visa, including tourists or those coming on business.
The order invokes the 9/11 terrorist attacks and says that to protect Americans, the United States should not admit “those who do not support the Constitution, or those who would place violent ideologies over American law.”
Trump has responded to criticism by saying his policy “is not a Muslim ban, as the media is falsely reporting. This is not about religion — this is about terror and keeping our country safe.”
Let’s look first at how the executive order relates to Muslims, then to terrorism.
We’ll begin by noting that the order does not affect most Muslims. According to the nonpartisan Pew Research Center, there are 49 majority-Muslim nations and the seven covered by the order have only about 12 percent of the world’s 1.6 billion Muslims.
The scariest part of this whole stunt is that just like we have people who get their news from places who are there to only entertain, such as CNN, MSNBC, and The Daily Show. There is probably a certain number of the population out there who gets their news from this charlatan who before the era of the internet would probably be waiting tables at your local 3rd rate dinner, or asking “Would you like fries with that?”
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