I love a good taser video, so it’s my pleasure to present you with today’s shocking highway justice.
Long story short – a thuggish ruggish bone (not Ken Bone) tried robbing a store and escaping from police, ends up on the highway in a foot chase like he’s Usain Bolt and gets himself ELECTROCUTED by a taser and almost ran over by cars on the highway.
Can you imagine how grotesque this video would be if he got tasered, fell over, then an 18 wheeler squished his head like a mosquito on your windshield? Or, kinda like how Negan is about to murk someone in the upcoming season of The Walking Dead. This man could’ve met a truck named Lucille.
He went ZAP and almost went SPLAT.
Lucky for him, the police pretty much saved the moron from racking up any further damage to himself or his wrap sheet. The thug boy will escape this viral police video with a few extra volts and a probably a night or two behind bars.
ABC 7 – GARLAND, Texas (KABC) — A wild pursuit in Garland, Texas ended with the suspect running onto a busy freeway and being tased by an officer, falling down in the middle of a lane. The incident began with two robbery suspects inside a department store. One was arrested at the scene. The other fled in a pickup truck, leading to a wild chase at speeds up to 90 mph. The driver bailed out from the truck and ran across the lanes of busy I-90 (Actually I-30), dodging traffic with deputies in hot pursuit.He leaped across the median and a deputy Tasered the suspect. The man dropped immediately in the left lane.
Did you ever see anyone on COPS win?
Take it from this guy, don’t commit crimes, get tasered, almost ran over, and spend the next eternity in jail because your embarrassed parents won’t bail you out.
Without further ado, here’s a few of my favorite TINGSSSSSS.
I LOVE watching this Mom with super ghetto behavior get tasered and drop like a stiff sack of wooden school rulers.
And to make things racially balanced, here’s a dumb white guy getting the most hilarious taser video of his life, dropping stiff to the ground like a giraffe with a hard-on.
This is taser licking good entertainment.