Trump’s Pilot Has Message For Celebs And its Going VIRAL! (VIDEO)

It’s no secret that many celebrities and Americans put their foot in their mouth when they claimed they would be moving to Canada if Trump won. Of course this is when they thought there was no way in hell he would…

Now, he has, and they have become the butt of their own joke. The overwhelming majority of these said celebrities with the foot in mouth syndrome now have turned on us stating… how stupid we are for believing that they will actually leave.

As a result they have set themselves up for some…serious mockery.

Mockery that has presented itself in many ways, including this satirical recording that was just recently unleashed to the public…a public who is soaking it up with much laughter.

This…oh this is good. Get a load of this…

Just in the case you didn’t get all of that or for some reason this video would not play for you…I’m going to put the dialogue right here. You can’t miss out on this opportunity to join in the mockery of our poor little celebrities who speak so ill of America, yet know they cannot leave because the American they are so ill towards is the ONLY reason they are able to be celebrities in the first place and live the good life…

What selfish butt heads.

Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.

“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he continued.

The “pilot” proceeded to note that once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.

“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”

Told you…

It was awesome.

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