When two-year-old Addie Luttrell grows up and starts dating, the unfortunate boy who picks her up for her first date is in for the shock of his life.
Addie’s father, Marcus Luttrell – a former Navy SEAL and author of the best-selling book “Lone Survivor,” which was adapted into a hit movie starring Mark Wahlberg – wrote an epic Facebook post on Wednesday, outlining just what he will do when his little girl grows up and begins to date.
As if being a 6’5”, 250-pound former Navy SEAL wasn’t enough, Luttrell is adding extra intimidation in the form of impossibly lofty expectations for any young man who wants a date with his beloved Addie.
Here’s what he had to say:
Yea if FB is around when it’s time for her to start dating I’m gonna make him contact every father of a daughter on here, MMA fighter, boxer, police officer, fire fighter and let’s not forget the toughest of all Prison guards to get their blessing.
Oh… in person by the way. Then he will have to do the same thing w/ all my teammates while they show him the team armory. Paint the house, mend some fence, cut the lawn, rope a tornado,bottle up a hurricane, and put out a Forrest fire w/ a squirt gun etc…
He gets that done then I’ll let him have my cell number so they can face time while I hold the phone. Thinking about having a chastity belt made w/ a SEAL trident engraved on it and reads “Ask father for key.” He’s the 6’5 250lbs tattooed maniac that’s chained to the wall w/ the bad temper and foaming from the mouth that’s sleeps under the tarp in the back yard w/ the fire ants and snakes.
Nothing too difficult. Look forward to seeing the first candidate in about 16 years I’ll be waiting.