Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
YOU WILL WALK TODAY!!!… Very Inspiring…
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”
Confused, I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.”
Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold… My Car Was Gone!
Next time Jackson or Sharpton tell you you’re going to “walk today,” check the parking lot, stat. In the meantime, invest in some break-proof windows…