So A White Guy Goes To See Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton – LOL!!

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

YOU WILL WALK TODAY!!!… Very Inspiring…

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

Confused, I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.”

Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold… My Car Was Gone!

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Next time Jackson or Sharpton tell you you’re going to “walk today,” check the parking lot, stat. In the meantime, invest in some break-proof windows…

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Jeff was the national rally organizer to free Marine Sgt. Tahmooressi from the Mexican prison, chairman emeritus of Ross Perot’s Reform Party of California, and a former candidate for governor. Jeff is editor-in-chief at Freedom Daily. He wrote for former Hollywood talent agent & Breitbart contributor, Pat Dollard, and headed up his 30 person research team. Mr. Rainforth also wrote for the Wayne Dupree Show. Jeff is single & says he is not gay.