Our own Steven Crowder headed to the University of Massachusetts (UMass) yesterday to co-panel an event called “The Triggering” with Christina Hoff Sommers and Milo Yiannopoulos. Steven had hopes of telling a few jokes. You know, those words that form sentences with punchlines at the end? Well as bad luck would have it, a leftist protester, or social justice warrior (SJW) was having none of that. Crowder put him through the figurative meat grinder. Yeah, the bad luck wasn’t for Crowder so much of the formerly standing SJW who’s now vacuumed sealed. Buy him at your local deli.
Some award-winning highlights, but first…
That’s from all of us to you, Sir Crowder of the Used to be Square Table but you came in with so much force, all the social justice edges got owned. Now that table is round. Origin stories, kids. It’s a thing.
Okay, the highlight moments:
To the SJW: “Do you have any idea sir how pathetic it must be to be you?”
“These opinions that you’re yelling out, they’re not even your opinions, they’re your opinions from your gender studies professor and the real reason you pick it is you thought it was your best chance at getting laid. Only to realize that your very glance in the direction of a woman causes a barren womb.”
When referring to the protestors of yore:
“At least they thought they were fighting the system, they were trying to create transparency, they really thought they were for free speech. You people are openly and completely against it – you’re not fighting for free speech, you’re not fighting for rights, you’re fighting for the right to be a pussy and to not hear opinions that you don’t like!”
After returning to his seat:
“If you only take one piece of advice from this OK, please sincerely – don’t be an asshole your whole life.”
Watch the whole event: