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HILARIOUS: 6-Year-Old Girl Says Hillary ‘Steals’ During Trump Visit To First Grade

This little kid is more funny than Tim Kaine’s cracked up eyebrow

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Donald Trump visited first graders, where he can easily win a debate without preparing for it.

However, one of the girls who spoke about his opponent, Hillary Clinton, said something absolutely hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9osGnEDY0c

“My heart was squished together, smashed,” the 6-year old said. “One of the ladies who wants to be president is actually bad. She steals.”

Isn’t that something. This is from the heart. This girl watched TV and probably overheard people talking about Hillary in an unpleasant way. She said Hillary steals! Where did she ever come up with that? Kids say the darnedest things!

If I had to explain to a six year old who Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were, this is how it would go.

Donald Trump is a TV guy with lots of money, bad ginger hair that looks like a cheap toupe, and should probably be on a wrestling show instead of running for President of the United States. He’s an idiot with no clue about politics and says things to get free press, but that’s fine, because we’re sick of politics anyway. We’ve embraced that because it’s different and we’re sick of the same ol politics that have gotten us nowhere. We’re fine with Trump over Hillary any day of the week.

America needs REAL CHANGE and something different. He can build a wall if he wants, no one really cares. The best bet is for Trump to win the election in November and quit, leaving Mike Pence as the President, in which case the country will do well. Pence is a cool guy. We like Pence. He’s like the cool uncle who always takes care of you and makes really good points with a beer and a bonfire.

Hillary is like that witch in the Wizard of Oz movie. Did you like her? Did anyone like her? Exactly. Not even the flying monkeys liked her. Did you see their faces in the movie, they don’t look happy at all. What happens in November? Do you remember seeing the hidden scene in the Wizard of Oz?

That’s Tim Kaine hanging himself by the eyebrow.

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Eminem Just Got DEVASTATING Dose Of Karma 1 Week After Telling Trump And His Fans To ‘F’ Themselves

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Ever since Trump won the election, liberal butt-hurt has been on full display. Obama-worshiping celebrities are worst types of liberals, with rappers like Snoop Dogg now utilizing  their “talent” to act out Trumps assassination plots in their music videos, as they jive around making terroristic threats to a catchy beat.

Several weeks ago, washed up aging rapper Eminem was the latest celebrity to vomit his opinion about President Trump into the universe, where he tailored a song specifically for Colin Kaeprnick, praising the third-string quarterback’s disrespect for our country, where the remainder of the song was written to bash President Trump. Eminem then told any fan of his who had voted for Trump to basically “F themselves,” displaying yet again the “tolerance” of the left.

Now just one week after Eminem’s anti-Trump song went viral among liberals, karma has just smacked the 45-year-old so hard, he might just get launched all the way to the Compton trailer park where he belongs. “Slim Shady” recently decided to freestyle about how much he hated Trump, taking the stage on Saturday Night Live to perform his new single, “Walk On Water.”

The aging Eminem was hoping that his new hit single could rocket him back into the spotlight he lost back in the early 2000’s, but his uninspiring performance promoted several of his fans to give some unsolicited advice that has absolutely crushed Eminem’s ego.

 Not only were some of his fans disappointed and telling Eminem to go back to the trailer park, but the Daily Mail reveals even more brutal comments that appeared across social media following what should’ve been Eminem’s “comeback performance:

“Eminem is SKEWERED on social media after his bizarre performance on SNL.”

“Eminem doing a time machine performance and it ain’t helping the fact that he’s washed up and old,’ a user wrote,

“Awful performance on SNL. @Eminem.”

“Eminem sucks so bad and it sounds like he’s spitting every time he talks @nbcsnl make it stop,” one user wrote, breaking specific elements in the performance which they believed weren’t up-to-snuff.

Another groused: “Eminem is terrible…damn does the dude have any sense timing/rhythm? Well at least he got the grey dyed out of his beard… that’s something I guess.”

Echoing a similar sentiment, one said: “Wish I could text my 7th grade self like: ‘Omg b****, Eminem still raps in 2017 and he sucks!’”

What’s hilarious is this isn’t the first Trump-bashing celebrity to get a massive dose of well-deserved karma immediately after publicly bashing our president. Carrie Underwood delivered a disgusting anti-Trump performance  on stage at the CMAs, going on to break a bone shortly afterwards.

Amanda Shea via mPolitical reported:

Country music fans who are typically conservative and support our president and appreciate what he’s done to make America great again, lost all respect for Underwood and Paisley after they decided to turn against the fans and the president on stage at the CMAs. With total disregard for who was watching and the CMA executives orders, hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood suggested Trump’s a cheater in a song performance and put on skits poking fun of some things he’s done in the public eye. They clearly crossed the line and the show’s instant ratings plummet proved it, but Underwood just took a really hard fall that her former fans are calling “karma” for her nasty anti-Trump antics.

It’s pretty hilarious that no matter what liberals do to destroy our president, their antics always manage to blow up in their faces. But how fitting is it that

 

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Can You Guess What This Maverick Navy Pilot Drew In The Sky That Everyone Was Shocked To See

Wow! This is Huge!

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And once again we have people who have nothing better to do with their lives making a mountain out of a molehill.

This time, several residents in Okanogan County took photos of an “artwork” done by a Navy Pilot and posted them on social media. One mother even went as far as calling the local news to complain and saying that she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were. I don’t think you have much to worry about since your kids probably already know more than even you claim to know.

The FAA confirmed that some pilots at NAS Whidbey did some skywriting on that day. But an FAA official said there’s nothing they can do about this stunt because they “cannot police morality.” However, officials from Naval Air Station Whidbey Island admitted that one of their aircraft was used, and issued a statement to apologize. Claiming they just didn’t see it coming and added that the US Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and that they find this stunt absolutely unacceptable and of zero training value. They added that they are in the process of holding the crew accountable and that disciplinary steps will be taken as soon as they get to the bottom of this incident.

OMG, People, it’s time to lighten up. No crime no foul. If any mother has a hard time explaining this to their children it’s because they are failing as a parent. And it’s nothing worse than what the far left machine is teaching kids in the classroom about sex while they indoctrinate the new generation to be a bunch of brain dead left wing zombies that would make “Uncle Marx” beam with pride.

WND Reports:

PUBLIC SCHOOLS RUINING U.S. KIDS WITH ‘INDOCTRINATION’

Americans warned, ‘Get off of Facebook, turn off the TV, and educate yourself’

Public education in America today is almost the opposite of education, according to an education expert who calls the nation’s schooling “indoctrination.”

“This isn’t some kind of huge national accident that all these legions of Ph.D experts and all these legions of committees and the U.S. Department of Education – it’s not that they’re just incompetent fools and don’t know what they’re doing,” said international journalist and educator Alex Newman. “They want the system to be doing what it’s doing, and that is destroying real education.”

Real education, according to Newman, means developing knowledgeable, well-rounded Americans who can think critically, process information, make good decisions, support themselves and serve the needs of society.

In other words, real education produces productive members of a capitalist society.

“That’s what you do in a free market,” Newman said. “If you want to profit, you have to serve your fellow man. If you want to have a business, you have to make sure you’re selling a product that they’re willing to purchase at a price that they’re willing to purchase.

“So that’s what an education is, is to create an individual who can take care of themselves, who understands the Scripture, who understands history, who understands science, who understands, obviously, reading and writing and basic mathematics at the very least,” he said.

Newman made these comments during a recent appearance on “The Jesse Lee Peterson Radio Show.”

Jesse Lee Peterson, host of the show and a wildly popular WND columnist, already knew something was wrong with the American education system.

“One of the reasons I started my private school, BOND Leadership Academy, for boys and girls grades 1 through 12, was because I noticed that these boys and girls are not being educated – especially the boys. They’re coming out dumbed down rather than educated,” said Peterson, author of “Scam: How the Black Leadership Exploits Black America.”

According to Newman, government schools are no longer teaching the components of a real education.

In Newman’s book “Crimes of the Educators,” co-authored with the late Samuel Blumenfeld, Newman condemned the “whole-word method” of teaching children to read. In this method, kids are taught to memorize words as if they were pictures, rather than sounding out the word based on the letters that form it. Newman calls it a “quack method” of teaching reading.

Newman also wrote in his book about how progressives have scrubbed the public schools of God and religion. He writes that they have rewritten American history textbooks to downplay patriotism and prepare children to be global citizens. They have confused children by focusing on mathematics to the exclusion of basic arithmetic, which people need to use in their daily lives, he says.

“Crimes of the Educators” reveals how the architects of America’s public school disaster implemented a plan to socialize the United States by knowingly and willingly dumbing down the population

 In the author’s estimation, it all adds up to indoctrination.

“We need to draw a clear, defining line between education, which enables people to know how to think, versus what the government is doing today, which is indoctrination, training people what to think rather than how to think and how to process information and how to have critical thinking ability,” Newman explained.

The public education system is too far gone to be saved, Newman argues, largely because progressive educators such as John Dewey designed it specifically to dumb down and indoctrinate children. Therefore, he says modern education reformers need to start over if they wish to save the system.

“If we’re going to have government-provided education, we really need to start from the very beginning, from the very foundation and build on a new foundation that’s based on proper reading, proper writing and real knowledge – not indoctrination,” he said. “And for that to happen, we’ve got to start from scratch and we’ve got to build from there, because the system, I think, is too far gone, it’s too corrupt to be salvaged.”

It’s possible for publicly educated children and adults to overcome the indoctrination, Newman asserted, but it’s very difficult.

“If you subject yourself to a government school or you subject your children to a government school, you’re automatically starting with a huge handicap because a government school is scientifically designed to dumb you down,” he said. “And it is possible to bypass that, but it takes very, very hard work.”

Those wishing to overcome the dumbing-down process need someone who can teach them to read properly, according to Newman. Once they can read well, they can acquire knowledge and truth independently and receive a real education.

“You’re not going to get the truth out of the government schools any more than you’re going to get the truth from the far-left media,” Newman warned.

He offered further advice for adults wishing to educate themselves: Read books.

“They hide all the secrets in the books,” he quipped. “Get books. Make sure you have a big library stocked with information on everything you need to know: history, economics, politics, culture, science – we all need to be well-rounded people, and if we’re going to educate others, we need to be educated ourselves.

“So there’s a lot of great sources out there, but I really recommend people just need to expand their libraries, get off of Facebook, turn off the TV, and educate yourself with books the old-fashioned way. I think there’s really no shortcut.”

Please share if you agree it’s time parents start worrying more about what the left wing teachers teach and less about a childish stunt a naval aviator pulls….

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Melania Just Heard SICK Thing Alec Baldwin Said About Her, Immediately Took Matters Into Her Own Hands

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Alec Baldwin was running his mouth and said something about Melania Trump that raveled her to the core. Her squad respectfully bit back like a mildly hungry piranha, taking a quick bite big enough to watch the victim bleed out, then swimming away gracefully looking for something better to do. Baldwin was likely looking for some free press when his yapper kept yapping, telling an alleged lie about the First Lady.

Baldwin recently said that she “loves my impersonation” of President Trump, which is something he performs on Saturday Night Live. It was funny maybe once, but then he kept doing it over and over like a wobbly 45 record that keeps skipping and sounding weird because the record player is missing the middle piece. At Baldwin’s age, he’s old enough to know what we’re talking about, although he should upgrade his comedy on SNL to something a little smarter.

Melania’s spokesperson ripped back at Baldwin with a witty one-liner when speaking with someone from The Hill website. The spokeswoman stated “That is not true, which is why Mr. Baldwin has no actual names to go with his bizarre assertion,” the spokeswoman told The Hill on Monday.

More specifically, Baldwin said the following on the Brian Lehrer Show:

“Someone told me — who’s friends with someone in the White House, or formerly in the White House — that Melania Trump loves ‘SNL’ and she loves my impersonation,”

Who is “someone” and how does he know them? Balmy Baldwin gives us generic information with no source which means he could be fabricating the entire story. He’s an actor, right? Maybe he’s acting like he’s important and trying to fluff himself.

The 59 year-old actor claimed the first lady “told this person, very high up in the White House brass there, that, ‘That’s exactly what he’s like.

Baldwin has been doing his impersonation of Trump for well over a year now on NBC’s late-night sketch comedy show and won an Emmy Award in September for his portrayal of Trump.

President Trump clearly doesn’t like Alec Baldwin’s impersonation on Saturday Night Live. Trump was Tweeting about it and calling it “Sad” back when Baldwin and SNL tried being politically humorous but fell borderline flat like a freshly laid road, but certainly not as smooth.

Here’s a video from during the debate times. The Michael Che version of Lester Holt is extremely eye-burning. It’s like pouring bleach in your retina, then scratching it with the claws of a wicked witch. Does he look super creepy to anyone else?

Kate McKinnon performed her best rendition of two-time election loser Hillary Clinton. This act is something that’s funny once or twice, but at some point, it becomes old and repetitive and SNL and Alec Baldwin should limit the amount of times they portray Trump. When it comes to good humor, I’m all for it. But this became rather abysmal really quickly and I think even Baldwin himself knows it. If he’s making up White House sources and acting like Melania Trump is watching him on repeat, then he’s either stretching for a joke or he’s telling the complete opposite of the truth to make it seem like this bit is still funny. Wrong. Sad.

One of Saturday Night Live’s best recent clips is their translator dog. According to YouTube, it stars “three scientists (Scarlett Johansson, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day) receive a shock when they debut their invention, a machine that translates for pets.” That’s hilarious because people always wonder what their pets think of them, especially when they.

“I like Trump. He’s my man” and “that condescending attitude that made people want to vote for Trump in the first place” are two great quotes.

SNL portrayed Trump voters as a xenophobic racist dog, but the dog spoke the truth. The dog tipped on the points that many Trump voters make. That smug white liberal attitude coming from many leftists who likely own the newest iPhone and live in predominately white neighborhoods often crossed paths with Trump supporters. It was usually the leftist who would fail to hold their end of a conversation and they’d fall apart during meltdowns. This is partially where the snowflake commentary came from because people would melt at the slightest wisp of conflict or disagreement. Most people can hold a conversation in which they agree and disagree on various topics, but conversations often went awry when the far leftists were unhappy with the direction the talk was going. Or quite frankly, they resorted to aggressive intolerant behavior that often felt or appeared violent. They were leaking defense mechanisms from every screech of their protests and meltdowns.

When it comes to Alec Baldwin projecting himself as favorable by Melania Trump, then we wonder if that’s his defense mechanism. Does he know people are dozing off while he’s pretending to be Trump? Is he acting like more people like him than they really do?

I think so.

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