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LOL! Dems Cry FOWL Over Chick-fil-A Voter Registration Drives – CHICKENS!

Dems are worried they’re going to get FRIED in the election! Eat Mor Chikin!

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I suppose the title of the article could be “Registr Mor Rpublicns!” but we didn’t want to be TOO obvious.

Leaders of the Democratic Party in Pinellas County, Florida are clucking over a Republican’s plan to hold voter registration drives at Chick-fil-A restaurants in Tampa Bay.

Pinellas County Supervisor of Elections Deborah Clark, is a Republican, and she announced that registration drives would be held at 9 of the eateries prior to the Nov. 8th general election. That’s ruffled quite a few feathers in Dem circles.

And no wonder. The Real Clear Politics average of polls for Florida has Hillary Clinton beating Trump by only 1 point. That despite the Clinton campaign spending $22 million on TV ads in the state versus Trump’s $1.6 million.

Susan McGrath, chairwoman of the Pinellas Democratic Party, scratched out a letter to Ms. Clark, letting her know that she believes the registration drives are “partisan” in nature.

McGrath wrote:

“As an elected official, you have a duty to be evenhanded and fair. Surely, you and your office staff do understand that using Chick-Fil-A as the base for voter registration activities is not only inherently unfair but overtly partisan as well. This company has a strong and well-understood history of anti-LGBT activism and is publicly associated with Republican Party values.”

“While some Democrats may occasionally dine at Chick-fil-A (and perhaps even members of the LGBT community), the coordination of Pinellas voter registration activities with this right-leaning business very clearly conveys that your office is targeting Republican-leaning voters.”

Clark’s spokesman, Jason Latimer, responded by saying that the office has 350 voter drives planned for this year. Regarding McGrath’s accusations of partisanship he said that the restaurants draw a lot of consumers.

Want to register a lot of people to vote? Go where the people are… right? Sounds like a solid plan to me. Plus there’s Chick-fil-A’s awesome chicken sandwiches. A win-win for everyone!

I guess Democrats are worried they’re going to get FRIED in the election – their feathers plucked, eggs scrambled. That’s fine & dandy with me.

Just like chickens, Democratic plans for America just don’t fly. When they rarely do, they quickly come crashing back to earth.

Eggs Benedict, anyone?

eat-more-chikin

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BREAKING!!! Markle CAN’T Marry HIM!!! – Her Secret Is OUT!

TRUTH COMES OUT!

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When Prince Harry proposed to American “commoner” and Meghan Markle, it appeared as though fairytales do come true. A regular girl with a messy family dynamic and recluse father was flung into royalty and would soon become a princess. It seemed like a real Cinderella story until the fairytale came to a screeching halt after her secret came out, banning her from marrying the Prince. Now, Markle must face the royal family matriarch, the Queen of England, who doesn’t seem too happy about what she’s been hiding.

The picture of perfection and elegance that this couple has portrayed over the last few weeks as they flaunt their love for each other from the states to the Royal Palace, has now been shattered as it seems like it was a front for something else. The American actress does what she’s apparently pretty good at and that’s pretending to be someone she isn’t. As it turns out, Markle may not be able to wed Prince Harry in the Church of England, which officiates royal weddings.

Prince Harry has planned to tie the knot with Markle in May, however, there could be some hiccups along the way before that can happen. The untraditional pair has done things differently than the royal tradition, starting with Harry marrying a divorced American actress. In 2011, Markle married Jewish film director, Trevor Engelson. They divorced about two years later in 2013. Having been married before is frowned upon in the royal family and will take some special permission for the pair to wed in the Spring of 2018, including from the Queen of England herself and a special license from the Archbishop of  Canterbury.

PEOPLE Magazine reports:

For centuries, divorce was frowned upon by the Church of England and members of the British royal family were forbidden — or at the very least, strongly discouraged — from marrying someone who was divorced.

The history-shaking controversy surrounding Edward’s abdication, as fans of The Crown will attest, has never been forgotten by Queen Elizabeth, who was just 10 when her uncle stepped aside — paving the way for her own ascension to the throne. Edward married Simpson in 1937 in exile in France.

But times have changed.

In 2002, the General Synod – the governing body of the Church of England – voted to recognize “that some marriages regrettably do fail.” They added, “there are exceptional circumstances in which a divorced person may be married in church during the lifetime of a former spouse.” Any decision “as to whether or not to solemnize such a marriage in church after divorce rests with the minister.”

However, being a divorcee isn’t the only hurtle Markle is facing in marrying her prince. Religion plays a part as well and since she seems to assume the faith of whoever she’s with, she’s going to have to state what she believes on her own. It’s unknown what her religion is or if she has one since she married her first husband in a Jewish ceremony but attended a private Catholic school growing up. If she’s in fact Catholic, this could be a problem in marrying Harry in the Church of England.

PEOPLE Magazine explains:

In order to remain in the line of succession, members of the royal family cannot be Catholic. The vast majority are members of the Church of England, with the Queen serving as the head of the church. And until 2013, laws forbade members of the family from marrying someone who is Catholic. It was a restriction couples could work around: Peter Phillips’s wife, Autumn, converted from Catholicism before their May 2008 wedding. If she hadn’t, Phillips — the Queen’s eldest grandchild, who is 13th in line to the throne — would have lost his place in the line of succession.

However, in 2013, Britain modernized their laws. Now, those in the immediate line of succession can marry anyone they like, regardless of religion (provided they have permission from the monarch if they’re one of the first six in line to the throne). The rules regarding gender were also changed so that a first-born daughter would inherit the throne, irrespective of whether a boy followed. Under the previous primogeniture rule, any boy would take priority over an older sister.

Unlike with Charles and Camilla, PEOPLE understands that the Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby has no issue with conducting the ceremony for Harry and Markle – if he’s asked.

“Following the guidelines of the Church of England, the Archbishop wouldn’t have any problem with officiating with their wedding if it got to that point,” says a source close to the Archbishop.

Well, that’s a big relief to Markle who is shaking things up in the royal family by doing things a lot differently than how they have been done for decades. It looks like she may get her fairytale no matter who or what factor tries to prevent her from that end goal. However, she still needs to impress the queen and that seems to be her most difficult task yet. Meanwhile, she’s still planning her wedding to Harry and the pair are said to be tying the knot in a far more “casual” affair than Prince William’s wedding to Kate Middleton.

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BREAKING!!! TRUMP Just KICKED Him Off The Golf Course!

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One of the reasons an overwhelming amount of Americans picked Donald Trump as our next president is he because he makes no apologies for the things he says and does no matter who it offends. After eight years of lame duck leadership, it’s refreshing to have a powerhouse in the White House and incredibly satisfying when he pisses off rich people who have gotten a little too comfortable and think they have all the control and don’t like the fact that Trump is in charge now.

When you’re as rich as Trump is and focused on making America great again, you don’t care about other people’s money who try to bribe you with it. President Barack Obama was quick to take in other people’s cash and his presidency proved to be very profitable for him since this former community organizer moved out of the White House and into a multi-million dollar estate after just two years on $400,000 per year president’s salary. The game has all changed with Trump in charge now who stuck it to one of his biggest and richest detractors who showed up to his golf course and tried to throw his weight around and got humiliated with a painful boot in the behind.

The list is long of people who think they’re in power and hate that Trump is, after they tried their hardest to keep him out of the White House and still lost. Despite their best efforts and wads of cash to detract him from his goal, he won anyway and is laughing every day that he’s still their president, especially now that he just got the opportunity to stick it to two men who led the charge against him, when they decided to spend the afternoon at Trump’s private golf course in West Palm Beach, Florida, which has also been affectionately dubbed the “Winter White House.”

Heading off the effort to prevent Trump from becoming president was the billionaire Koch brothers who love amnesty and are big supporters of free trade — two things Trump is avidly against. Charles and David Koch opposed Trump during the Republican primary season and refused to help him during the general election, as Breitbart reports and they happen to have a close friendship with Harry Hurt III, who wrote a slanderous book about Trump in 1993 that brimmed with disgusting rape accusations about the wealthy businessman who is now the president of the United States.

Hoping to partake in a little rest and relaxation, David Koch and Hurt planned a day-long retreat at Trump’s exclusive golf resort which was suddenly cut short when Trump found out they were there. In perfectly humiliating fashion, Trump instructed management to remove the pair from his property and told them they weren’t welcome back – ever.

Being escorted out had to be one of the most embarrassing moments for these billionaire buddies in the presence of other rich people there enjoying their pricey membership, which Koch and pals don’t get to be a part of. Trump proved that their money isn’t important to him and no price can fix how stupid these two look after earning this karma when they went against their own party to protect the political establishment.

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The sudden removal from ritzy golf resorts has become a theme since Trump took office, starting with the former golfer-in-chief, Barack Obama, who also got the boot under the most satisfying circumstances for conservatives.

Prissy Holly previously reported on the humiliating event for Barack who was ousted by other members who don’t have to deal with him now that he’s a private citizen:

Throughout his presidency, the Rockville Woodmont Country Club has given Obama a membership at their prestigious club free of charge, waiving the insane $80,000 initiation fee and yearly membership dues of almost $10,000. But after Obama’s recent disgusting treatment towards Israel with his backing of the United Nations’ plan to give Israeli land to Palestinian terrorists, many Jewish members are raising absolute hell, demanding that Obama be thrown the hell out of their club on his ear.

“In light of the votes at the UN and the Kerry speech and everything else, there’s this major uproar with having him part of the club, and a significant portion of the club has opposed offering him membership,” a source told The New York Post.

Obama was looking to join the elite Woodmont Country Club in Maryland as a private citizen, but was swiftly denied access by members of the mostly Jewish club where many insisted that he deserved to be snubbed for not blocking an anti-Israel vote at the United Nations. It’s the perfect dose of karma this arrogant man had coming since he loves himself as much as he loves golf and got shot in the gut with this brutal reality check.

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BREAKING NEWS About Rosie O’Donnell – Her Life Just Finally ENDED!

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Watching Democrats try to stop the Trump administration is somewhat like watching your deranged neighbor stand in their yard, yelling and cursing at the sky, trying to stop the rain. Everyone knows that you should pity the mentally less fortunate, but it’s hard to look away when a person chooses to make themselves a human lightning rod. That has been the case with the queen of all Trump-haters, Rosie O’Donnell. Her beef with the President goes way back, but it only grows stronger with time.

O’Donnell garnered quite a bit of attention on Wednesday when she publically broke the law, by offering over $4 million in bribes to Senators if they would vote against the hotly debated tax bill that she disagreed with. Of course, anyone who knows anything about the law immediately informed her that even saying that was a crime. One of those individuals was conservative political pundit Ben Shapiro, who, according to Top Right News, got into a pretty heated debate with O’Donnell that ended in a hilarious troll by Shapiro of one of the favorite liberal hot topics of the year:

“On Tuesday night, Rosie O’Donnell, unhinged leftist, so-called comedian, and permanent enemy of Donald Trump, distraught that the House of Representatives had passed the first significant tax cut bill in three decades, offered to break the law by offering two senators bribes to vote against the bill. That engendered a back-and-forth with Conservative pundit Ben Shapiro in which she told him to ‘Suck my d**k,’ prompting a scathing and hilarious response that left her looking like shredded underwear.

Maybe you want to know how that escalated so quickly. Well, like most of the beautiful stories of our time, it starts with a rash social media post, and then things go downhill from there:

“so how about this i promise to give 2 million dollars to senator susan collins and 2 million to senator jeff flake if they vote NO NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS FOR THE SUPER [sic] RICH DM me susan DM me jeff no shit 2 million cash each”

It didn’t take long at all for conservatives, and really anyone concerned with the integrity of our lawmaking system to become irate at O’Donnell’s complete disregard for the law. One of the first was Jeff Jacoby who informed O’Donnell of one of the laws she was breaking early Wednesday morning:

“Here’s a fun fact, @Rosie: Under 18 U.S. Code §201, offering $4 million in bribes to senators to influence a vote is punishable with up to $12m in fines and/or imprisonment for as much as 15 years.”

In case you are unsure, here’s an excerpt from the law that Jacoby is referring to. It’s 18 USC §201(b):

“Whoever—

(1)directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers or promises anything of value to any public official or person who has been selected to be a public official, or offers or promises any public official or any person who has been selected to be a public official to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent—

(A) to influence any official act; or

(B) to influence such public official or person who has been selected to be a public official to commit or aid in committing, or collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or

(C) to induce such public official or such person who has been selected to be a public official to do or omit to do any act in violation of the lawful duty of such official or person;

…shall be fined under this title or not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, whichever is greater, or imprisoned for not more than fifteen years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.”

Shapiro wrote about this issue in the Daily Wire, and tweeted about it, following his initial tweet up with this one, which is what got him the blindingly brilliant response from O’Donnell:

https://twitter.com/Rosie/status/943476969710260229

O’Donnell’s response raises a couple of questions, but it does clear up one issue that many seem to be confused about; this is why we shouldn’t take our political advice from actors and comedians. For some reason, people seem to think that any fame means a person is a political genius when the opposite is usually true. Sadly, most of Hollywood made its fortune by being great liars, and with that fortune seems to come a required departure from common sense or any understanding of the issues that are important to the middle class.

Celebs like O’Donnell, Griffin and pretty much anyone who’s ever been on The View all seem to be in this category. Their theoretical Utopia that they’re trying to implement is just that, theoretical, and impossible to enact without replacing humans with robots who will bow to communism as handed down by the elite without fighting back.

Shapiro has no problem fighting back though. His responses were what conservatives everywhere wished we’d been able to say:

I think we can all agree with Angie:

Hopefully, this won’t be ignored by the Justice Department and O’Donnell will be able to use that $4 million that seems to be burning a hole in her pocket to pay for legal representation to fight off the penalty that should be handed down any day now.

[H/T: Top Right News]

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