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WATCH: Larry The Cable Guy Just Weighed In On Trump, Liberals Are LOSING Their Minds

Libs hate this but we love it! Wow! Go Larry!

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Larry the Cable Guy has now gone and pissed off every liberal scumbag in American, AGAIN.

Larry the Cable Guy who is one of the most talented and gifted comedians of the last decade, and who coined the famous phrase “Git r Done,” recently gave an interview about his feelings towards President Donald Trump and how he is leading our nation.
In the interview with Rare Country, Larry the Cable Guy said that he thinks we need more people like Trump in office. People who have nothing to gain from their office, but instead have a lot to lose.

He goes on to say that our nation has been run into the ground by people Like former President Barack Hussein Obama, who never cared about us nor our values. President Trump understands our struggles and wants to build an America that we can be PROUD to raise a family in. Like things used to be before people like Obama came along.  He went as far as saying the damage that Obama brought to our nation was to the point of being psychotic. Most of us ordinary patriotic Americans can pretty much agree with his assessment.

A few famous Larry the Cable Guy quotes:

– I don’t play with myself. I was cleaning it once and it went off.

– What happened to airplane attendants being cute? What the hell
happened to that? Them girls were so ugly they would make Ray
Charles flinch.

– This a Song I wrote about my girlfriend. She cheated on me with
another man. It’s called “I Can’t Get Over You til You Get Out
From Under Him.”

– I was madder then a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and
trying to holler out Bingo, I tell ya…

– I was living with a girl for eight months, until she found out
I was living with her (or “…until she found out I was
there…”)

– I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took
my binoculars…

– I was dating a red-head once, no red-hair, just a red-head. It
was her birthday and I thought it would be cool to light my
farts, and it caught her hair. I called the Fire Department but
they said they couldn’t get to us so we had to meet them halfway.
I was lucky I passed a couple of red lights or we would’ve lost
the whole kitchen.

– I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!

– I was more confused than Ray Charles with a “Where’s Waldo”
Book.

– My sister was getting married, and she’s a big ol’ sum.
Her friends were about as fat as she is and she bought them all
matching brown dresses. They looked like a bunch of UPS trucks
parked in the middle of the parking lot.

– I was taking a crap once and then my sister walks in and says,
“I gotta get my hairspray.” All of sudden she says “Uh, smells
like crap in here.”, What do you think’s coming out of my rear,
Twizzlers?

– I once tipped a stripper with Monopoly money, and after that
she said “That’s fake money!” I said “Alright, well them’s fake”

– (If NASCAR had sponsorships from feminine products) “How’d you
get tickets to the Tampon 200?” “Well, we pulled some strings.”

– You are harder to understand than a harelip ordering Biggie
fries, I tell you. That’s funny. “Can I help you?” (slurred
voice) “Uh, Wiggie fifes.” (normal voice) “What the heck are
‘Wiggie fifes’?”

– [My brother] got eliminated from the spelling bee. Apparently,
there ain’t no number eight in the word “pollinate”.

– I wanna do the world’s biggest “Git-R-Done”. So on the count of
three… wait a minute. I’m in Houston, so on the count of
tres…

– I went out with this one girl, and she scared me. One day she
says to me “Soon you’re gonna hear the pitter-patter of little
feet!” and I’m thinking, “Oh Lord, she’s pregnant”… She ended
up leavin’ me for a midget.

– I’m married now, so I don’t date much anymore.

– [My wife] still has that new wife smell to her.

– I do need to lose some weight now, I gotta tell ya. I had a
threesome last week, and I was all by myself.

– You know gas is expensive when you see street gangs doing walk-
bys.

– I went jogging last week. I didn’t want to, my car broke down
in a crappy neighborhood. I lost eight pounds and my rims.

– Here’s my least favorite four stripper names: Edna, Bertha,
Gertrude… Walter.

– These two guys go hunting and the one guy says, “Good lord, I
can see your house from here and your wife’s cheatin’ on you with
another guy!” The other guy says, “Oh, I’ve had it with her.
Shoot her in the head and him in the privates!” He says, “I
can get that in one shot!”

– This guy goes to his doctor one day and the doctor says, “I
have bad news, and worse news.” He says, “What’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “You got 24 hours to live.” He says, “What’s the
worse news?” Doctor says, “I forgot to call you yesterday.”

– I was baggin’ my groceries at the grocery store the other day
’cause it was busy, and some old lady comes up and pat me on the
head and said, “I think it’s wonderful they hire people like
you.” I was like (retarded voice) “THANK YOU!!!” Then I wet
myself and ran her over with my cart. (retarded voice; walks odd)
“THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!”

Later in that same interview, he added that he couldn’t remember ANYONE talking about race constantly before Former President Barack Hussein Obama took office. He is 100% correct, once he came in he racialized everything. Then came charlatan profiteering race baiters such as Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who took advantage of the opportunity and did what they do best. Black Lives Matter was born and since then we all seemed to get caught in a never-ending whirlwind of hatred. Very wise for a comedian.

What this nation needs is a lot More Larry the Cable Guy and a lot less Kathy Griffin.

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Al ran for the California State Assembly in his home district in 2010 and garnered more votes than any other Republican since 1984. He's worked on multiple political campaigns and was communications director for the Ron Nehring for California Lt. Governor campaign during the primaries in 2014. He has also held multiple positions within his local Republican Central Committee including Secretary, and Vice President of his local California Republican Assembly chapter. While also being an ongoing delegate to the California Republican Party for almost a decade.

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Loud-Mouth Liberal Ashley Judd Wants To Live In Middle East Where Women Have ‘More Rights,’ Gets Unexpected Surprise!

She got slapped Right in the face!

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Loud-mouth liberal celebrity, Ashley Judd, sent Tweets saying America lacks behind some other countries in equal rights for women. Does she want to go live there then, because we can start a GoFundMe for her one-way ticket to Burundi, Serbia, or Iraq which apparently treat women better than America. Maybe she forgets about the Muslims who murder Christians in the Middle East. Maybe she wants some acid thrown in her face or a gay friend tossed off a 5 story building. All of those can be arranged with her trip when she moves out of America. I’m sure they would love to have a C-List celebrity with no gratitude for the great American country she lives in as a millionaire.

Ashley Judd’s terrible Tweets were met with hilariously heavy criticism from the plethora of much smarter people on the Internet. You would think someone like Judd hasn’t surpassed 7th grade by the amount of stupid things she says. As long as you made it halfway through seventh grade, then you’re probably smarter than this twit.

Start packing your bags, ladies. All ten of them with the blow-dryers and 46 colors of nail polish. Get your giant vagina costume all stuffed into a carry-on, or better yet, wear it on your flight to Iraq. Let’s see how fast you’re on a flight back to America. No chance you ladies survive a day in another country. You’ll be back to the USA faster than the next Women’s March can hire another terrorist or murderer. You’ll be back to America faster than Madonna can hand out sexual favors for Clinton votes -what’s she owe, like 50 million favors? Any woman who leaves America because of a numeric ranking is absurd, but I will fully support you leaving the country and making room for more intelligent women to take over. Seriously, please, get out. Make room for people with logically working brains filled to the brim with common sense and lacking stupidity.

Did you think that was Judd’s only Tweet? Here’s her reply!

You tell us. You know everything. Read the darn Constitution for once and stop reminding everyone that you’ve gone full stupid. You know Twitter users DRILLED her for this.

Here are some of the great replies from Twitter.

Usually when the Constitution is read, then people actually know it. It covers all people. It’s not sexually discriminating. God forbid someone who speaks in front of thousands of people actually knows what she’s talking about. You can read about the Constitution on Wikipedia and become a genius in about 15 minutes.

Lest we forget the horrible speech she gave to the beta males and man-hating feminists at the Women’s March, which was quite possibly the most embarrassing thing a large group of women has ever done. I’d like to see a men’s march and our version of the costumes. I wonder how long that would last before we were arrested thanks to some whiny feminists. Typical double standard, which is what the democrats are really good at. That and being victims of literally everything they can think of. Their biggest enemy is themselves.

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After Months Of Rumors, Bill Clinton Just Made Shocking Admission About Hillary And She’s LIVID

No one saw THIS coming!

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Multiple sources are now saying that former President Bill “BJ” Clinton and his wife, Crooked Hillary Clinton are not speaking to each other after a heated argument over her election book after the former President threw a manuscript in the trash after Hillary ignored his multiple petitions advising her not to publish it.

Apparently, Bill had re-pinned the book before it was sent out to the publisher in an attempt to at least try to improve it and make it readable, but since Hillary decided to scrap his notes, he flew into a rage and they haven’t spoken since.

Sources close to the former first couple say Bill told Hillary the book made her look bewildered, angry and confused, and that those were poor qualities in a person who aspired to be a world leader. Apparently, he also hated the title because he felt calling the book ‘What Happened’ would only serve to make people say, ‘You lost,” or as many of us on the right say “Trump Happened!” So he urged her to postpone the publish date and rewrite the book with his added observations and notes, but she yelled at him and said, ‘The book is finished and that’s how it’s going to be published,” as she threw away his notes. Say what you will about Bubba Clinton, but he’s a lot smarter than his wife. I guess that’s why he has gotten away with so many crimes during his lifetime.

The Guardian Reports:

Clinton takes on Trump, Putin and misogyny as fans flock to book tour

Half a mile from the White House, where Hillary Clinton expected to return in January, she slouched into an olive green armchair for another round of what she has likened to “therapy”.

Had it not been for her stunning loss to Donald Trump in the 2016 election, she would be taking her place this week with world leaders at the United Nations general assembly. Instead, Clinton was speaking at the Warner Theatre at the start of a 15-city book tour to promote What Happened, a 469-page memoir that dissects her doomed presidential campaign.

As Trump, the first president with no previous political or military experience, sat around a table with US allies in Manhattan, the former secretary of state pointedly refused to say if she preferred her former opponent to Vladimir Putin.

“I have to take that under advisement,” she said when asked to choose between Trump and the Russian president, before stating matter-of-factly: “I ran against both of them.”

The crowd erupted into supportive applause, as it did several times when Clinton skewered Russian interference in the election – a cloud that has loomed over Washington amid investigation into whether the Trump campaign colluded with Moscow.

While discussing the hacking of emails of both the Democratic National Committee and her former campaign chairman, John Podesta, Clinton declared: “I hate the word ‘hacked’. They were stolen – they were stolen by the Russians.”

Tickets for Clinton’s event sold out within a matter of minutes, bringing the theater to its full capacity of 1,847 seats amid chandeliers, ornate gold panels and velvet curtains.

Loyal supporters were in a jubilant mood as they lined up more than an hour before the event’s start time. Many were the young women who had pinned their hopes on Clinton at long last breaking what she referred to, in her 2008 concession speech, as “that highest, hardest glass ceiling”.

One young woman at the lobby bar, who donned a Clinton campaign shirt that read “A woman’s place is in the White House”, said: “I think I’ll order a prosecco. This is a celebration.”

Clinton entered the room to a standing ovation from the audience, which included some of her campaign staff. She smiled broadly and waved. The event was the biggest ever sponsored by the local Politics and Prose bookstore, whose co-owner Lissa Muscatine served as Clinton’s chief speechwriter at the state department and the White House.

Friendly in its overall tone, the discussion centered on many of the thematic elements of Clinton’s book, from the proliferation of fake news and Russia to sexism and the media’s focus on style over substance.

“I ended up not censoring my thoughts,” Clinton said. “I will admit I censored some of my original language.”

As with Clinton’s book, the mood wavered from lighthearted to serious, blending candid confessions from the campaign trail with lessons learned “to make sure that ‘what happened’ doesn’t happen again”.

“If we don’t get people to vote … we’re not going to turn this around,” Clinton said, while advising the Democratic party to embrace a platform of “both economic justice and social justice”.

“I don’t buy this false dichotomy: you can only be for the economy [or] you can only be for civil rights.”

Clinton has previously criticized her top rival in the Democratic primary, Senator Bernie Sanders, for making unrealistic economic promises. She made no reference to Sanders on Monday night, but when Muscatine mentioned his name, some members of the audience booed and hissed.

Clinton also reflected on the extent to which misogyny swayed the election, a topic she largely avoided as a candidate but has been far more vocal about since her defeat in November.

Republicans “just have a hard time thinking about a woman in the White House”, she said, while noting success made men more likable but by contrast made women more unlikable.

“When a woman runs, she has to work extra hard to convince other women she can do the job she is running for,” Clinton said.

Expressing concern that Trump’s victory had given rise to bigotry and prejudice, Clinton urged the audience to “be the kind of rebuke to those that want to divide us and undermine us”.

“I view this book as much about resilience as running for president,” she said. “It’s critical that people have a sustained commitment to taking our country back.”

The US capital, where Clinton won more than 90% of the vote, was always guaranteed to offer a warm welcome. Danielle Guessford, 28, a government contractor, said afterwards: “She’s awesome, still trying to fight and stand up for what’s right.”

Asked if Clinton should run again in 2020, Guessford replied: “Of course. But I’d like Barack Obama even better.”

Wow, Clinton calls out Trump and Putin on their so-called “misogyny” but not even one mention of Harvey Weinstein and his decades of rape and molestation in Hollywood. That’s what a $250k donation gets you in Clinton World folks!

Don’t you all just love it when Liberals fight like this? Hillary Clinton was the worst presidential candidate in US history. Which is not an easy label to achieve after Walter Mondale was beaten by President Ronald Reagan in 49 of 50 states. The 2016 election was Hillary’s to lose, and that she did. She lost badly and in humiliating fashion. Maybe the Democrats should have known considering a nobody with an Islamic name was able to beat her in the primaries back in 2008.

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24-Hrs After Melania Shows Up At UN, Everyone Sees Secret Message She Hid In Her Outfit Entire Time

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The political world is getting more and more ridiculous each day. This time we are seeing a catfight in the making.

It seems our First Lady Melania Trump is excellent at dropping political smackdowns against her husband’s enemies without actually ever saying a word. She drops them by just wearing certain items of clothing. Yesterday at the U.N. was no exception.

Melania arrived along with President Trump in a stunning gray and white plaid pantsuit that has everyone talking and racing to buy.

But what makes this even better is the fact that we all still remember who initially made the pantsuit famous in the political world. Yup, Crooked Hillary Clinton.

As it turns out Melania knows how to pick the right outfit that will turn heads and catch attention. Although many of us would probably agree it’s not the clothes but the person wearing them that makes them shine.

When Hillary Clinton wore this she made the pantsuit look like a cross between something Kim Jong-Un would wear to a costume party and just a plain sack of potatoes.

This isn’t the first time Melania Trump has pulled a great stunt like this.

If you all recall just days before the second presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was to take place, a video surfaced in which the now President, Donald Trump, boasts about how easy it is for him to get women, but not in that exact language.

Trump told then-“Access Hollywood” host Billy Bush that he just goes up to “beautiful” women and “grabs them by the p***y.” What’s more, Trump explains, “When you’re a star, they let you do it.”

So what did Melania do? She wore a silk shirt with a “pussy-bow.” How’s that for trolling?!

The Guardian Reports:

Who is Billy Bush: the man egging on Trump in tape about groping women?

Donald Trump isn’t the only familiar face in the 2005 taped recording of the Republican nominee bragging about attempting to “fuck” married women. The other man in the frame making lewd comments is former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, a cousin of former president George W Bush.

‘You can do anything’: Trump brags on tape about using fame to get women
At various points, the young Bush gamely laughs along at Trump’s gross boastings. When apparently spotting actor Arianne Zucker outside the bus, who is wearing a purple dress, Bush says: “Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit in the purple. Yes, the Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!”

Later in the clip, Bush jokingly asks Zucker to “choose between me and the Donald”, and adds: “Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.”

Donald Trump’s sex boasts: ‘When you are a star they let you do anything’
Bush later issued a statement to Variety that said: “Obviously I’m embarrassed and ashamed. It’s no excuse, but this happened eleven years ago – I was younger, less mature, and acted foolishly in playing along. I’m very sorry.”

Trump said that their recorded conversation was merely “locker room banter” and a “private conversation”. “Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course – not even close.”

It is unclear how the leaked footage will affect Bush’s new role as co-host of the 9am hour of the Today Show, NBC’s highly profitable morning show. The program’s Facebook page had been overtaken by hundreds of critical comments about Bush’s behavior, with many viewers asking for him to be suspended or fired.

While NBC has yet to make a comment on the recording, Anthony Quintano, who formerly ran the Today Show’s social media efforts, tweeted that “a majority of Today Show production staff is female” – noting that it “won’t go over well internally to keep Billy Bush around”.

To celebrity gossip followers, Bush is best known as former primary host of Access Hollywood, the nationally syndicated weekday news program created by a former Entertainment Tonight executive producer. Bush led the charge as an industry insider and friend to the stars, often appearing on red carpets, cozying up with talent at the Golden Globes, Grammys and Academy Awards, among other glitzy events. From 2004 through 2006, ABC had him host its live pre-show for the Oscars, as Ryan Seacrest does most years for the E! network.

Before joining Access Hollywood as the east coast correspondent in 2001, Bush put his smooth voice to work on radio, hosting multiple programs, including his own, Billy Bush and the Bush League Morning Show, which aired until he joined the celebrity news show.

The Today Show welcomed him into the fold in 2016, bringing him on as a full-time host after having him contribute to the network’s Olympics coverage. In Rio de Janeiro he landed the exclusive interview with Ryan Lochte, during which the Olympic swimmer lied about getting robbed at gunpoint – and subsequently got into a lot of trouble.

Bush, who has three children with his wife Sydney Davis, is a member of America’s influential Bush dynasty: he’s first cousins with former president George W Bush and former Florida governor Jeb Bush, who was once largely regarded as favored to win the Republican presidential nomination, as well as the nephew of former president George HW Bush, who has reportedly vowed to vote for Hillary Clinton this year.

Friday’s development doesn’t mark the first time Bush has been linked to Trump: the on-air personality hosted the Miss Universe pageant four times during the period that Trump co-ran the competition. Trump sold the Miss Universe organization in 2015, after two television partners dropped the broadcast in response to Trump’s controversial comments about illegal immigrants made on his presidential campaign.

Although the left excels at not being gifted in the morals department they lost their ever loving minds over this, but like everything else they tried to do to Candidate Trump, they failed. And thank God they did!

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